Users that I need to figure out how apply the theatrical adage of keeping ‘bums on seats.’ A surreal, alienating piece of audio experimentation stuck in a country lane in North Yorkshire does not keep people entertained long enough to justify the notion of a public theatre and while I have no unalterable desire to serve a public, I also don’t have a desire to bore them rigid, show them how clever I am or simply frustrate them. Thus, the content of the material spoken, the script if you like, has gone through many, many rethinks and is still being rethought as I write this.